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50 Disappointed Guest Reveal The Worst Wedding They Tolerated Through

Hopefully your bridal won’t turned off like these disasters from Ask Reddit .

1 . The bride’s aunt croaked on the move floor while dancing.

2 . I was at a dry bridal where the main theme was ” notebooks “. You were assigned to read a volume prior to the wed and were sat with people who speak that same work to form exchange. Interesting idea, but majority decisions of parties aren’t going to do it. People were also intentionally not apply with parties they knew, in attempt to induce parties socialize with others. Mostly all we did is make a few convicts about how we didn’t read the book, and left after a being dished an inedible dinner and headed to a bar.

3 . Ugh. I had friends get married in a “forest.” It was a stretch of meagre woods between two cornfields. Mosquitoes galore. We had to sit on logs that were covered in mute moss, the clay was ankle deep in places, and the opening ceremony was inaudible due to a tractor plowing the field. They acted nutrient out a” attractiveness old-fashioned cottage” that was actually a decomposing former chicken coop that the groom literally dragged in from abroad. The entire phenomenon was a nightmare.

4 . They did a potluck wedding, but no one introduced any meat. Everyone left after the first dance.

5 . A coastal marry. In England. In January.

The weather here is unpredictable at the best of epoches and the Bride and Groom decided to have their wed at a castle right by the sea- of course, it being January, the climate was heinous, high winds coming instantly off the high seas and pee-pee rain ALL DAY. It was solidifying and the receipt was in a pavilion … there were very few heaters.

I remember I specifically bought a new outfit for this bridal and was able to wear it again to the next one because I didn’t taken away from my coat the entire period. It was hideous.

6 . My friend’s marry. Here are some of the highlights 😛 TAGEND

  • Him telling us the day before that he was either going to marry her or break up with her the next day.

  • Him get drunk on the morning of the wed and reek of cheap rum.

  • His family falling out on the day of the wed and half of them deciding not to attend.

  • His best man’s speech turning in to a fundamentalist Christian teach about the holy spirit.

  • Him urgently searching for a honeymoon on the inn computer because he had forgotten to work anything.

They’re divorced now.

7 . Went to a wedding at a pond, it had stunningly beautiful backdrop which looked great on the wed photos. What you couldn’t see on the wed photos were the algae that had formed in the pond due to the warm summer and the resulting demise stench from the algae killing all the wildlife in the lake.

8 . My wife’s and my mutual sidekick dislikes Star Wars. Just can’t stand it.

Her husband’s is a crazed fan.

When they moved in together, he took an entire wall- literally the entire situation, top to bottom, storey to ceiling- and hung his action figures( still in chest) on nails.

She schemed their marry, he made lots of changes. Before the opening ceremony, he had the chapel participate that never aiming bar ballad. When he stepped to the figurehead of the chapel, he had Darth Vader’s Imperial March playing. She sauntered down the alley to the Star Wars theme song.

She hated the entire situation and was visibly vexed by it. He thought it was amazing, “peoples lives” dream. They tell their son, Anakin, about their marry day all the time. Nope , not a joke.

9 . Went to a marry formerly where you could just feel the tension in the air. One of the sets of in-laws didn’t seem to like the new marriage( can’t remember which line-up ). Before the opening ceremony, baby freaked out and I’m pretty sure they yielded her some drugs to appease her down. The liturgy extends ok until the vows. The couple wrote their own. Cool idea. But they wrote them in heavy irony. I’m a fan of ridicule but there’s a experience and a target for everything. Marriage devotes is not the time or the place for sarcasm.

10 . Catholic mass wedding. Bride sauntered down the isle and the evangelist starts to do his happening. It’s a large church so he’s hooked up to a mic and speaker system. About a minute in the connection starts to go out. The loudspeakers are obligating shameful tones and his words are broken off exceedingly. None every came out to try to fix it. He didn’t even take his mic off and merely try to speak loudly. He merely continued like that for the remainder of the ceremony. All that is supported by children hollering in the back and their parents didn’t bother taking them outside, I was scared for the bride.

This was what cemented my No Kids policy for my own wedding ceremony.

11 . You want to kill a bridal? Put speeches an hour after dinner and have that happen for 3 hour. I imagine pronunciations started around 8 pm, by the time the video tributes and the people talking about how enormous everyone is ended, the information was 11 o clock and everyone was just done. Not a lot of time to dance and socialize left over when the venue was shutting at midnight. I was feeling sick so I should have left sooner.

12 . A former boss supported his wedding at the family shack on a pond. The “theme” of the wedding believe that this is” get the lake home ready for the marry .” Centerpieces were candid photos of the whole kinfolk cleanse trees, planting buds. ALL pronunciations were nothing but praise for the family coming together to cause such a neat marry place. It was like the wedding itself wasn’t important, only the fact that they got prepared for it.

13 . The wedding party was belatedly for EVERYTHING. They were an hour late to the ceremony, they were two hours sometime for dinner, then they decided to do communications before the dinner so there went another hour. Then they played a stupid recreation where they played a song and if your table guessed the sung you could go get in line for the buffet. My table ran last because nothing of us had very much knowledge of country music and by that time it was another hour gone by.

We ate cold cook beef and the scrapings of a Vegetable salad at 9:30 at night. It was also in a small town where nothing was open past 6 and it was over an hour to the next nearest town.

14 . First, the very long Catholic ceremony’s sermon had the proposition of” get her pregnant as soon as possible .”

Second, it turned out to be a dry wedding.

Third, the only meat was an cocktail buffet.

Fourth, I was the guest of an ex-boyfriend, so I knew literally 3 beings there, all of whom were in the wedding party, so it was difficult to spend time with them.

I left exceedingly sober, thirsty, confused and bewildered. 0/10 Horrid time.

15 . Certainly not as cruel as some of these, but my fiance and some friends of his went to their old-fashioned foremen wedding. The meat was mediocre( particularly small portions, like shitty sliders and pizza pockets) and we never ate because we had figured it was just the appetizers and that the meat “wouldve been” out soon after, so the entire era we were STARVING. Likewise my best friend’s ex boyfriend was sat next to us sulking and rustling the entire day( they had just broken up that week) and being extra weepy when the slow jig songs came on. Fiance and i commended the couple and left ASAP and was just going to Burger King. Chicken fries were 10/10

16 . It was pretty obvious that none of the non-family clients liked the bride. The BM toast was all about their friendship and how he got himself a hot bride that are able to hopefully make them hang out together, bride slope of ceremony empty besides relatives , no one was just going to do bouquet toss, MOH was genuinely a good friend of the groom who toasted for him to be happy and said nothing about the bride except she was pretty.

Food was pretty inedible. Venue was not accessible, and some guests were handicapped.

And also everyone left after dessert. The marry aimed very early.

17 . Went to a Viking heathen wedding, cosplay and all the mead. We got there late because of commerce and missed the opening ceremony but we were in time for the reception to start. Exclusively, the bride was already plastered. And she was a aim drunk who started a pretty big fight with her husband in front of everyone.

All the guests moved to an area where the fighting wasn’t as thunderou, and eventually the bride went to bed with their 9 month age-old baby and the groom’s friends were consoling the groom.

I expended my age with the other women trying to move the child out of the bed that the bride had passed out in, and left at 11.

Wasn’t much fun.

18 . My older sister’s wedding.

  • My parents originally weren’t going to attend because she was marrying a Jew and the latter are conservative-Christians who were against them being together( and very vocal about it) from day one.

  • My dad cheated on my mom and is on the verge of leaving her for his secretary, but they both decided to attend the ceremony and act like they were still together for my sister’s sake. “Awkward” doesn’t even begin to describe that scenario.

  • The groom’s came from a very wealthy kinfolk, so most of the person or persons there used the “hootie-patootie” types I can’t stand to be around.

  • My dad decided to make a sight of himself, so he got drunkard and reviled some of the groom’s family members.

My older brother couldn’t make it to the marry because he and his wife were expecting their baby right around the same date. Trust me if I could have gotten some girl knocked-up to get out of departing I would have…..

19 . Groom was exceedingly into techno. No DJ, so they had a Spotify playlist that was exclusively jig music. No one danced.

Someone hacked the laptop, started putting on 00 s rock music- the Killers etc. Everyone was on the storey. Groom grabbed the laptop back( mid anthem ), techno goes back on, everyone leaves jig floor.

It was awful.

Please for the love of God play decent music( or at the least stuff other people might have heard of ).

20 . We went to a bridal for one of my wife’s old-time college friends. The wedding ceremony was nice, but the reception was pretty bad. We get set at a table full of strangers, so that was awkward. Then came meter for the dessert prohibit. We were all told there wasn’t going to be dinner, just desserts. So we all get in line for the deserts. There were all kinds of nice searching patties, cookies, pies, etc, but once we got to the end of the table…suddenly a inscribe station. The poor cook was having to illustration rib roast on top of illustrations full of deserts. Who planned to have the carving depot at the end and not the beginning of the line? Formerly we got back to our table, we discovered “there werent” music to listen to , no DJ or circle and no move floor. Also the only concept to drink was liquid or iced tea. So sitting at a counter with nothing to do but eat meat-soaked cakes was someone’s project of a expand time. I afterwards found out the church where the wedding and reception were held at was one of those that censored moving because” it was of the Devil .” I seriously thought something like that merely existed in Footloose, and I thought that was a stupid and unrealistic premise.

21 . I went to a family friend’s wedding.

It was over 3 hours long( I fell asleep so it may have been longer)

Why was it so long you ask?

The parents of the bride and groom each yielded a power-point demonstration on biblical lyrics( not about the couple ).

22 . They wanted to be traditional and altering to all their family’s libidoes. It was too formal, there were 8-9 discussions and the wedding ceremony lasted for an hour and a half. It precisely felt sooo thick and stuffy.

The reception between the ceremony and dinner was simply 30 times, so everyone speedily had two brews. Then it was a single glass of wine-coloured with the main course. After 3-4 lifeless hours of address the dance-floor opened up at like 10 pm and they opened the bar.

People punched the bar HARD at this object and some get road too drunk. At midnight there was a fist fight.

Why was it bad? Well I wouldn’t call it a disaster, it was just boring. They wanted to do too much, and included too many people in the planning process. It didn’t leave any room for parties to have fun and talk to lineage or friends. Waiting so long to provide booze didn’t save people sober, it cleared people drink mode to hard at the end.

Long story short, you don’t need to hire entertainers, precisely move it all along and let people have a got a couple of sucks, disco and chat with relatives/ friends.

23 . Went to a couple of dry marries when I was first in college, both of who the hell is for Christian couples that were my age who wanted to get married so they are likely to lastly have sex.

Both were okay, but awkward. One been established in a reception hall that had an inexplicable amount of Wizard of Oz paraphernalia behind glass occasions. The tables were too close together. It was hard watching the Maid of Honor give the speech since she was the bride’s unmarried older sister who had a child. She was trying not to holler the whole meter. For the other dry-Christian bridal, I snuck in liquor and shared, but because the dinner wire was hours-long, I ranged out of alcohol before the dancing. And the dancing was ghastly. The worst option of lyrics was topped off by playing “Kryptonite” as a disco song with lots of dorky grey boys trying to dance to it. I still get an extra protrusion of cringe each time I hear that song.

For those curious, Kryptonite couple is divorced. Wizard of Oz couple is together to my knowledge.

24 . We were told it was going to be open table, and it wasn’t.

The only free event was water and ice.

The liquor store down the road acquired brisk business that day. The bar at the venue did not.

Bar manager tried to kick parties out for creating their own liquor in until the groom’s parents occurred, as it would have resulted in an empty room.

Turns out the bride decided on this about a week before the wedding to save a bit of cash without informing anyone.

25 . Outdoor backyard marriage. It was raining, mud everywhere, heels ruined.

The bride was my bratty cousin. I accommodated the umbrella for her so she didn’t get wet .( I was suppose to with other bridesmaids, but they rejected, and I got grinded out if I tried to stop .)

There likewise wasn’t enough food. So soggy, destroyed ends , no food.

As soon as the bride ran inside for the bathroom, I went outta there. I substance my confronted with fast food on the way home.

26 . One of my cousin’s bridal. The duo were both were really happy and sweet. Everyone was having a good time and were a little bit tipsy from all the alcohol. Out came our weird aunt and continued grinding against every visible male member present. Needless to say watching your 40 something aunt rub her butt against another 40 something relative is not a reasonably batch. That was forever commemorated in their marry video.

27 . Shotgun wedding between a pair 17 year age-old kids. They clearly didn’t want to get married and the relations between the two countries was only physical, it was super cringy when they tried to do a toast but couldn’t give the bride and groom any champagne.

28 . Hyper religious wed .. The formality was super long and all about GOD FIRST, the couple second .. And how the spouse should heed the husband and about how they needed to have kids now.

Thankfully there was alcohol but we were the only table sucking it. The prohibit faculty were borne out of their memories. My ex was accommodated at the same counter as my( then boyfriend) spouse and I. The best man’s lecture was about the tickle campaigns him, the groom and the other religious guys would have … And when the bridegroom( who was a acquaintance of quarry from high school) came over to our table to say hi, a person from the counter behind him maintained stroking his ear? It honestly was really sad the amount of closeted homosexual guys there was in that room.

Also I attained the mistake of mentioning to some religion chick that I lived with my boyfriend and she suddenly turned away and stopped talking to me.

29 . It was my brothers uniting. There were a lot of trashy and classic circumstances. But in retrospect what really made it bad was that it foreshadowed a lot of bad.

At his own bridal he stole his thunder by announcing they were pregnant after obscuring it to that point. And did it minutes before the ceremony for everyone to hear.

Bride gazed pee-pee through the entire event, I’m pretty sure she didn’t approve. I don’t merely mean the opening ceremony, i symbolize the entire night.

Announced during his speech that” that whole table of assholes who RSVPed and didn’t bother to show up” and he pointed to a table no one would have noticed,” They are WRONG. I will be a great spouse, the best partner. And, the BEST father. They will see .”

So yeah, he went out on her when the baby was something like the two months old-fashioned to be with another girlfriend he knocked up who was something like 6 months pregnant.

30 . Fancy wed at an award-winning restaurant, bridegroom was psyche cook. Maybe 100 or so guests. Stoked to snacked some enormous food.

We show up, realise they had the marriage itself on a barge an hour earlier with exclusively a dozen or so of a very close guests. Kinda odd go in and find the bride in her dress only shmoozing with everyone but refrigerate, whatever moves your craft( lol ).

Open bar! Everyone grabs their potions and starts to get a bit tipsy. Food starts come through here. Everyone is lined up buffet form. Four of those hotel washes of nutrient come out and are rapidly vacated. The remainder of the crowd( maybe 60 -7 0 people) wait around in line for 10, 15, 20 instants. Most sit back down or grab another drink.

Another half hour pass. People get more drunkard. Meat still isn’t coming out. Bride, bridegroom, and family seem completely unfazed. There was a cheese/ meat board but everything was gone in the first 10 times except for a monstrous pedal of parmesan, which beings started hacking at desperately with forks.

Flash forward two hours. Everyone is completely trashed and furious/ mystified AF. Still no meat. We’re in a restaurant. The bridegroom is a cook. What is happening. A drunk 13 year old girl stole my hat.

We was just going to Taco Bell.

Six months later, the bride messages me on Facebook asking if my now husband and I would like them to cater our upcoming wedding.

31 . They guided out of bottled water at a reception in a non breeze conditioned church in July. There weren’t beakers on the tables either so we couldn’t even eliminating them at a settle or drinking fountain. There was no booze which is fine but I don’t really dance without being a few beverages late. We left immediately following the patty cutting, drenched in sweat.

32 . I’m going to say my cousin’s daughters marriage. It was in Labor Day weekend and it felt like the hottest date ever. First of all, I’m not a fan of parties having bridals on a holiday weekend but whatever , not why this was bad.

We drove an hour to get to this barn in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. All the chairs were lay out in this field in the flogging sunbathe, the service was about 45 times and I thoughts the bridegroom was going to pass out. He was 300 lbs and had the suit jacket with the vest still on. We ultimately realized it through the service and we got into the barn for the receipt. No devotees and no air conditioning. It was 100 parties crammed into a barn in 98 degree condition. This was the barn’s first uniting with everything “brand new”. My mother went to sit down and the chair split in half. Thank god my uncle didn’t sit there like he wanted to because he had just gotten major back surgery and the ambulance would have had to come and find this barn in the middle of the woods.

My mom, my father, my uncle, and myself went to sit under the shade of an Apple tree until dinner was helped and then got the hell out of there.

It would have been a beautiful wedding if it wasn’t the same temperature as Hell.

33 . My brother’s wasn’t bad, “but its” various kinds of exasperating. It was held in a plaza where no microphones were allowed( because of the presence of tropical birds who would be upset by them) and the registrar who was doing the services offered “havent had” hypothesi of vocal projection, so we were just sitting there desperately trying to do it what she was saying so we could follow. I gaze petulant in every photo due to straining myself to hear, and I was in the second row! We were essentially just watching a woman’s cheeks flapping while my sister-in-law was wearing a nice dress.

34 . Went to a couple’s wedding who were both on their second wedding. The buster was rich so everything was pretty nice. Except they decided a DJ wasn’t needed. She made a playlist from Youtube and had that playing.

The heights on all the ballads were different, we had to wait for shitty wifi to performance load the chants, and someone had to keep changing the playlist where reference is finished. But that wasn’t the worst part.

More than half the psalms were Pitbull. He was on every playlist, sometimes in a row, and songs were repeated.

I should include in that they surely had the money for it, as they had a guy playing guitar the whole experience. No talk. Just acoustic guitar while depicts were being taken.

35 . I’ve never been to a bad wedding, but I’ve been to weddings with bad minutes. One of the worst was a catholic marry where the clergyman was cracking sexist jokes, plowing ugly stereotypes. He talked for almost 30 minutes, and it was like a horrific stand-up present. He said situations like-

-As we all know , men and women are different. Women love patronize, and men love is collaborating with their hands. So guys, when you spouse proceeds browse and buys you new material, just know that’s what females are like. I represent, females, am I right ??

-Men, when you come home from make and the kids want to play, and your bride requires a snap, recollect she’s been residence with them all day and necessary a shatter too.

-Men and women’s brains are different. While men’s mentalities are organized and logical, women’s intelligences are like a container of spaghetti. So when you’re having communication troubles, precisely remember you affection spaghetti and it realise gumption to her!

My husband and I were trying really hard not to chuckle. Other than that, it was a lovely and super recreation wedding!

36 . My brother’s wed. My parents and I have helped him through a lot of disturbance in their own lives- prison, craving etc. He’s clean and clear now but I don’t think he’s ever understood what those times did to our house. And in typical white people way we never talk about it.

His wife was marriage CRAZY so it was all about her, which is fine except. Her clas had all the figurehead tables, we therefore persisted down the back behind his’ rehab family’- they had 3 hours of lectures where no one thanked or accepted my mum or papa. Who had given them $20 k for the wedding.

We were then the last table to get to go to the buffet by which occasion nothing was left. Oh and of course there was no alcohol.

My husband and I went through McDonalds on the way home.

It just showed me that beings never change, he’s still an moron. Now he’s exactly an imbecile with a wife.

37 . Parents of the bride were divorced and it was clearly not amicable. The bride didn’t seem to have much linchpin so instead of telling them to put aside their shit, they operated amok. She marched down the aisle with her natural pa but then her in-law pa stood with her at the altar. She had to do two separate father-daughter discoes to two complete songs. The bio dad was hooked up with a thunderous trashy daughter a good 15 -2 0 years younger than her bio mummy so she decided to wear a low-pitched piece dress that examined more for nightclubbing while the ex wife looked daggers at her all nighttime. It was most awkward 4 hours of my life.

38 . Friend’s bridal. Her and fiance have a pretty clear theme of what the hell is require. They implied family in some minor trash but basically said to guests and relatives that coin based help was super appreciated as they weren’t that well off, but otherwise- they’d got it sorted.

The groom’s mother can’t deal with this, and so her response is to build the whole epoch about her.

She changed the groom’s necktie on the day without telling him because” she likes that one better”, she holds the bride’s makeup parties do her hair precisely like the bride’s, she impounds up the whole wedding party by fussing over who goes in what automobile to the point that the bridegroom is belatedly to the church. She snatched the mic so she could build her own lecture as well as the papa of the bride and then complained about their music option during their first dancing and delayed the cake cutting by saying it couldn’t happen without her there but then choosing she needed to go home and change dress before the next round of photos.

It was just so incredibly awkward for everyone, because both the bride and the bridegroom were clearly scarcely holding back from losing their humor with her the whole day and she just made them both sad rather than just letting them experience their own wedding.

39 . The bride and groom wholly skimped on the food. It was a long day from church( 1pm) to jigging( 9pm) and we therefore starve and miles away from the nearest town.

After a long mass, we were able to get half a scone with jam-pack and cream, then wait for dinner at 5pm. The plated three trend banquet “havent had” options and the sections were tiny and the meat was not meet. My” tossed salad and ice cream” desert looked like carrot shavings.

There wasn’t any night snacks for the people who stood to disco, and they didn’t even cut the cake.

We were starving and that’s just not a pity you are able to discount at an affair no matter how pretty the Pinterest.

40 . It’s a toss up between the one where the bridal and groom party took a 5 1/2 hour detour between the opening ceremony and the receipt for photos( a reception where no food was to be served prior to their appearance with simply a money saloon that likewise wouldn’t serve until their arrival ).

And a wholly dry marry where the bridegroom threw a large currency endowment from one of the bride’s own family members under his illustration merely to forget until after the receipt was cleaned up( clue myself and various groomsmen inside a dumpster draining and scouring every pocket in vain hopes of noticing the lost money while the bride literally wept and shrieked in the groom’s forearms ).

41 . My fiance’s friend got married earlier this year.

The married couple in question have a tendency for executing 85% of the design and leaving the remainder to other people to figure out.

I was one of the groomsmen and between his mother and myself, we became the last 15%.

He missed every groomsmen to drive from where we were staying to the venue( a barn) separately because “We all have cool autoes and it will examine refrigerate for us to arrive in a convoy”. I responded with questioning if the venue allowed automobiles to stay overnight( I knew the guest counting and the amount of booze he produced so I knew it was going to be one of those marries ). He said “probably”.

Normal wedding stuff. Nice occasion. Bartenders have the heaviest of spout. Parties are starting to get very drunk. Towards the end the bartender starts handing entire bottles to attendees to get rid of it. Groom was double fisting wine bottles at one point.

10pm. The venue proprietors asks me and my soon to be mother-in-law, why we haven’t started cleaning up hitherto and when she was going to get her final check. Come to identify areas not only had the couple not paid the final payment, they declined the cleanup cost saying “the bridegrooms mother will handle that” and never told anyone else about it. The Mom undoubtedly loses her imagination and sends me to return find the groom because reasons are necessitated. I find him face down in an area surrounded by a consortium of his own upchuck with the other groomsmen trying to picking him up( he’s a big son at 6’5” 260 lbs ). I get him up and carry him back to the barn where his sidekicks nurse him back to life.

I come back to report to his mommy who is strenuously cleaning up. Needless to say my report did not be used to help craze. Come to identify areas they utterly refused to allow vehicles to stay overnight at the venue so when you are finished cleaning, fetched the bridegroom back to life, had his mom write a check, we then expended the next two hours get drunk tribes and gondolas to the various hotels the latter are staying at.

42 . Went to my cousin’s wed, in November, in New York, that took place in a barn, with no heating whatsoever.

Everyone was solidifying their asses off. The Bride’s dead Father had preserved a message for her. She didn’t know about it. They had to stop the wedding for an hour while she announced. The bridesmaids screamed with her. 10/10 worst wedding I’ve ever been to.

( Too the food was mediocre)

43 . My brother’s wed. My kinfolk is mormon and he got married inside the mormon tabernacle. You is simply watch the ceremony if you are a mormon with a mormon bishops endorsement. I didn’t have approval and neither did my parents.

So my brothers marriage been incorporated into me watching kids on the lawn of a mormon synagogue during the summer hot while my mothers openly wept.

44 . Oh man this one is easy. It was on a beach on a daylight where the wind decided it wanted to make a point that it was boss. Wind coming off the atlantic provinces tends to cut through apparel certainly readily and this was an outside wedding at night.

Ceremony starts, the microphone “theyre using” is strait static and nobody can discover a happening the groom say and its just thunderous ear impaling static. Once the finish and they are about to walk down the alley to take photos, the bridegrooms friend run up there and grabs the mic and says wait everyone I have something to say. Returns a 30 time sermon about god’s will( neither of these beings getting married are religious ). They go and take photos, it takes two and a half hours. It starts to become nighttime experience and everyone is in dress clothes waiting for the pictures to finish up. Still no meat and everyone is starving and solidify to death.

Then eventually it was meat era. Apparently the catering company drove all the meat pre-made from hours away. It consisted of white rice, salad, minced potatoes and the driest unsalted chicken you would get from El Pollo Loco. At least we would get patty. I was wrong. They brought out little cheese patty pierces that were cut in to little squares. I ingest one and knew the gig was up. It was the tell tale signaling of Sara Lee cheese cake. These caterers seriously billed these parties to cater their wedding and started and get 8 dollar cheese cakes from the accumulate and tried to pass it off. It was kind of crazy and I left I was too cold to be out there during that.

45 . A sibling’s wedding.

It was a shotgun wedding, with the bride looks a lot like a 7-months pregnant satin sausage, the groom sucked off his ass( despite not being legally age-old enough to potion ), the ceremony being performed by the local “indian” amongst the motorcycle gang the bride’s pa belonged to, while the groom’s mother and step-mother( which have already been had restraining notice against one other) took a time out from their on-going strife to share shots out of the same flask, at a VFW hall off a major highway.

Did I mention there were turkey vultures clique the building as we arrived ?!

46 . Probably my cousin’s wed. It was nice, there was nothing wrong with the wedding itself. But a lot of people were/ are very confused by their relationship. It doesn’t seem like they are in love, they could be 2 strangers on the bus, that’s how much chemistry the government had. It precisely didn’t seem like they were right for one another and just got married because they felt like it was the next step. I talked to my sister about it the other period and turns out that a few months after they got married my cousin questioned our aunt( her mother) how she could get an annulment … but then a few weeks later she found out she was pregnant … They’re still together today- she’s due this Winter. N one knows she talked to her mom about it except me, my momma and my sister. I don’t even think her husband knows.

47 . Went to a low-cost wed. It wasn’t the low-toned plan that stirred it bad, but several occasions arising as a result of that.

  1. They never specified that it was a casual bridal to anyone other than close friends and family. The biddings were pretty fancy searching so I went out and bought a simple yellow-bellied sundress because I didn’t have anything nice to wear at the time. I depicted up overdressed. Most beings were in t-shirts and soiled jeans. The other 1/3 rd were more dressed up than the entire wedding party.

  2. It was at a public common, it was mobbed and there were pups shitting everywhere and one couple in a very loud polemic that you are able listen in the different regions of the park.

  3. The reception was held in this tiny community room you could hire. It smells like cigarettes. Most of the clients left the ceremony and moved immediately to the receipt, because that’s what the bidding said to do. After an hour passed without the bride or groom demonstrating up, some caterers wheeled in some nutrient and left. No one wanted to start eating before the bride and groom pictured up, so the meat exactly sat there getting cold. Another hour gone by without the couple presenting up, and eventually beings got thirsty enough to just say fuck it and help themselves. I’m just is sincere when I say the nutrient was absolutely outraging. Vienna sausages in a now cold, sweetened sauce, shrivelled veggie dish, coldnes canned chili. There also wasn’t nearly enough food for all the clients they invited so by the time the person or persons in the back of the line went up there , nothing was left. Two more hours delivered before the bride and groom eventually presented up. So that’s four hours we were all sitting in this tiny, stinky chamber, with no music , no moving , no good-for-nothing. FOUR HOURS. Once they got there the bride and groom simply gone over to their table and sat there. It became apparent that good-for-nothing was actually planned for the reception other than those 3 cold trays of nutrient for 50+ people. At that extent me and the working group on people I came with decided to say congrats and leave. I don’t even know why we stayed for so long.

And yes they are still blithely married 10+ years later. It was just a very poorly planned plan wedding.

48 . It was actually a really nice wed, but it was an outdoor venue and it was unseasonably cold and the information was raining.

The venue where the wed was contain was outdoors, but it was like…a huge plowed patio( like, even enough for the 120 -1 50 guests to have benches under the roof ).

Anyway, instead of the seasonal median of like 65 -7 0, we had 45 with jazz and torrent. Even if my tux with the casing and all, it was chilly. The bridesmaids were shivering. The rain was blowing in because the terrace was included, but there weren’t walls or anything…

I love the idea of outdoor weddings, but I don’t think I’d do it. I’ve been to four and only once has had the weather be cooperative.

49 . This was because of my wife’s kinfolk. We wanted to keep the wedding very small. We were very young and some thought we were too young to get married, so this was the reasoning for retaining it small. I had my mothers, friend and 4 acquaintances. My wife invited members parents, friend and grandmother. Her grandmother took it upon herself to invite the entire back of my wife’s clas. We had over 100 unexpected clients that played as if they were insulted that they had to be there.

The good news is, my wife kicks ass, going on 15 years.

50 . My “best” friend’s bridal. She should never have married her husband. She is only with him because she doesn’t think she can do better and no one else had really expressed interest. It was unpleasant to watch her simply fasten herself into this darkness/ nihilation of ego. I could see she even knew that’s what was happening, somewhere deep inside. So many things happened which made it clear what the fuck is up and even why. To bullet the despair 😛 TAGEND

  • She spent the night before with my husband and I talking about any guy she had ever had an interest in or flirting with. It was like she was mouring all of her lost possibilities. No excite , no mention of her husband to be. We jokingly( but not that jokingly) submit a report to just take her dwelling with us, 6 hours away

  • She had no plans for getting ready the next day. Questioned me at 10 PM to do her whisker and makeup and arranged for the photographer are in place to my inn to document this. We also drove her to the wedding.

  • Neither I nor my husband( her second best friend) were invited to be in her wedding party. It was strange, and so many people the next day would say ” Oh, you’re her friend! She talks about you all the time !” and ogle confused. Her matron of reputation and bridesmaid were her husband’s best man’s household. They did not contribute to helping her are you ready. It was like she didn’t want us, the ones who care about her, involved in this.

  • Her parents had not been in suggestion for days and came 15 hours late to the ceremony, never announcing her ahead. She had clearly learned her deficiency of value at home…

  • His swears were mostly jokes for the audience. Loving her was never mentioned.

  • Despite her questioning him not to, he violently smushed the patty in her face. I facilitated her clean up. It was deeply up her nostrils, in her mane, in her gazes. Bridemaids tried to take illustrations while chortling until I menacingly shed them out of the lavatory. It took me a while to reach her vaugely presntable again. I offered again to am taking her with me, far less jokingly. This time she used quiet and a bit teary but did not respond.

  • Best man’s speech was about her husband mostly, with a narration about how ungainly she is. I had to walk outside. My husband had to mollify me down as I hollered and hollered about everything there is, before beings heard me.

In the end, this was her selection. She spent the following ten years- so far- feeding the most difficult, saddest specific areas of herself. She’s become totally self-involved( I predict she needs to because no one else in her life is taking care of her ). We haven’t actually spoken in about three years, though she emails with my husband( again, about herself exclusively ). She still calls me her BFF on facebook and refers to my daughter as her niece, though my daughter doesn’t know her at all. Thank God they never had children. I know they haven’t had sexuality in at least 4 years.

It was a wedding, but it felt like watching someone commit suicide.

January Nelson

January Nelson is a scribe, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic belly dancer. Her undertaking has appeared on Facebook, …

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