Many conglomerates have had the steam coming out of your ears this year. We spotlit the award failures

Another year of SOS pleas to my shopper column, Your Problems, has drawn to a open, and it seems churlish not to acknowledge the companies who have worked so hard to earn a mention in it.

Over the past 12 months I have discovered why you cant book a flight if youre Indonesian, and how a rail firm can justify accusing an additional 16.60 for the privilege of stepping between two connecting depots. Ive busted the story that protecting your no-claims bonus frustrates your premiums rising if you make a claim, and uncovered the travel company which changed a patrons bride into a serviceman before expecting 124 to change her back, and investigated why doing your laundry can ignite your room down.

Its frequently claimed that big business skimps on customer services. Twelve months of reading through your woes demonstrates otherwise, for the hours and ingenuity multinationals invest in client event are boundless. Those innovative reasons set out above they cant rebate you for goods that never evidenced up, or compensate for a flight that never winged, take time and effort to make. And the more persistent “the consumers “, the more try these companies expend on rebuffing them.

Take, for instance, the data back-up website which told a client that her backed-up data was irretrievably lost because of moves to enhance purchaser ordeal, or the mobile phone firm that was unable to help customers whose phone numbers it had given away because they no longer had, well, a phone number. The truly crafty ones delay complainants for so long that they can then declare that too much epoch has elapsed for them to be entitled to relevant resolutions. Or, in the case of one travelling firm, they acknowledge a complaint with an automated meaning stating it has been deleted unread.

When I first embarked “consumers interests” pillar 18 years ago, my mailbag was dominated by householders battling with the novelty of bulky home computer that turned out not to drive, or beating in limbo as suppliers of the recently privatised practicalities kidnapped each others patrons. Now computers tend to work fine, so long as you dont expect dependable broadband, and vigour conglomerates have left off seizing to concentrate on extortion. Since various of the large-scale six suppliers upgraded their computer systems, many clients have found themselves in one of two camps: those sent multiple demands for random, unsubstantiated summarizes; and those praying in vain for any greenback so they are unable pay their dues.

Lately, though, it is mobile companies and budget airlines who have caused you sleepless darkness. The former has only one irreproachable record when it comes to selling handsets and taking your fund. The dissension is initiated when clients expect those handsets to function, because service providers do not ever consider your monthly payments as an entitlement to service. Telecommunication companionships, it seems, have a shared weakness: they are not very good at communicating, unless its in the form of a greenback. Budget airlines share a same blind spot: because their menus are cheap, they appear to conclude, fares shouldnt assume theyll get at take off.

While the companies that enrage you might have changed( anyone remember Cable& Wireless ?), the offences remain broadly similar. Its not the fact that the goods you buy are defective, or the service intermittent, its that you have to endure several hours of Vivaldi on hold before facing the brick wall of corporate callousnes when something goes wrong.

So, without giving further ado, here are my 2016 awards for outstanding customer service that accepts out for all the incorrect intellects 😛 TAGEND

The one you most love to abhor

Vodafone has really employed itself out to earn this one. So manifold are the fright storeys Ive received that Ofcom, the telecoms regulator, abducted on them to help its investigation into the companys unique take over customer services. The develop was a 4.62 m fine for flunking clients. Ofcoms finding that customer service staff hadnt been training at what constitutes a complaint would have come as no surprise to the couple whose room obtain fell through because Vodafone had ruined their ascribe enter with a phantom obligation, or to those who discovered that non-existent work or terminal illness are not regarded adequate conclude for their contracts to be cancelled.

Most profitable defense

A round of applause for Thomas Cook, the company( in case you didnt guess) responsible for charging that purchaser for contributing his wife an unrequested sexuality change, and telling him that his disorder had been deleted unread. In additive, the committee is also accused him twice for his booking. In repentance, after he turned to us, Thomas Cook modernized him to premium class then debited 603 for the privilege. It explained that this is how its system works for processing complimentary improves and that he would be payed which he was eventually.

Coyest customer service

Opodo, the on-line travel agent that takes your money then, is in accordance with many of you, goes to ground,could fill my weekly tower by itself thanks to the numbers who find their budget violate is accidentally costly. That might be because the website showed a mistake as they completed their payment, so they inaugurated the transaction again and were accused twice. Or it might be because the company forgot to tell them that their flight had been changed or cancelled so they missed it( or, in the case of one reader, it announced the retirement had been changed where reference is hadnt ). Or even because a booking supported non-existent.

Bureaucratic reasoning

When an elderly customer asked P& O to revert his deposit for a sail, because after 3 month his booking had not been confirmed, the company worsened. Why? Because human error was to blame for its lack of service and therefore a rebate wasnt due.

Most ingenious fund spinner

Car hire fellowships will have to share this one thanks to their garb of debiting clients credit card without warning days after a rental correspondence resolves to pay for mysterious and expensive shattering. With special mention to Goldcar, however, which refuses to hand over the key until customers who have already bought thorough assurance through a rental agency compensate richly for Goldcars own program. Too to Hertz whose High Wycombe franchise use a biro to reform the payable excess from 1,000 to 3,000 then claimed that a scratching to a hire vehicle expense precise that sum to fixing, although no itemised statute could be produced.

Most successful vanishing act

Homebases too-good-to-be-true sofas. Ratings of you took advantage of its outpouring marketing which offered a 100 recognition on top of a 75% discount, but were left sitting on the flooring when the guilds failed to turn up. For some, the first you heard that the deal had been cancelled was when you find a pay on your bank announcement. Homebase accused a software glitch which caused it to ordering broth that didnt exist.

Best loved law dodge

Extraordinary events. This is the technical catch-all employed by airlines to get out of statutory compensation to passengers whose flights are offset or retarded. EC Regulation 261 obliges them to stump up unless the postponement is caused by amazing, unforseeable happens outside their controller so in the airline world-wide all episodes from late incoming flights to conditions are unforeseeable. Tribunals have hurled out these excuses one by one, but that hasnt dissuaded airlines from using them to rebuff all but the most persistent passengers.

A special kudo must go to easyJet which told a abandoned honeymoon duet that its policy of overbooking each flight in case of no-shows was outside its domination.

Most benevolent retailer

Ebay if youre a purchaser, that is. You can purchase a decorator crown, swap it for a pound of beetroot, say you were diddled and get your money back. You can buy a bike, hasten it up and down a mountain range and recall it three weeks later claiming a demerit. Ebay will refund you. Although this magnanimity is little attractive if youre the dealer left to pick up the tab. Ebay explains that its refund programme, which seems blatantly weighted against dealers, is to represent purchasers appear cozy patronize in its marketplace.

Most degrading upgrade

Npower, Scottish Power and Co-operative Energy are all challengers after modernized computer systems made wildly mistaken proposals or, in many cases , no greenbacks at all. Nonetheless, The Money Club should be commended, helping itself to multiple debits from subscribers an error it accuses on a software upgrade. One person was relieved of 29 organizes of 98 over five years.

If you would like to nominate a company for a specific medal please contact me( your.problems @observer. co.uk ), and keep your notes coming in. If we cant change good customer services we are in a position at the least promotion reproach them.

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here