It may look like Brad and Angelina are done, but its not over hitherto! Here are five last-ditch modes that Vivienne, Knox, Zahara, Maddox, Shiloh, and Pax Jolie-Pitt can reunite their parents at the 11 th hour.
1. Disastrous dates: After 11 times together, Brad and Angelina will be chomping at the chip to get back out there. If the tech-savvy Jolie-Pitt teenagers gin up imitation e-dating profiles for their parents perfect coincides, they could pay off a wino to pose as the rude appointment and pass the attendant a few bucks to pour glass all over the unhappy duo, evidencing Brad and Angelina that they were really with Mr. and Mrs. Right all along.
2. Take them to the same barber and have the barber tie their mane together: It wont be easy, but if the minors can each persuasion their parents to go to the same barber at the same day, they are unable bribe the barber to tie a very dense knot between huge chunks of Brads and Angelinas hair. Once they stand up, bonk presidents, and inevitably gaze deep into each others seeings, theyll are aware that a huge mistake theyve made and call off the divorce.
3. Get their granddad Jon Voight to die in Brad Pitts bathroom: The moment she listens this news, Angelina will have no choice but to envision Brad Pitt as the man her late leader respected enough to die in his lavatory. If you dont speculate Jon Voight will do anything to acquire his grandchildren happy, you undoubtedly dont know Jon Voight.
4. Mention that US Weekly is willing to pay $ 1,000 for a photograph of them kissing: They may be separated, but Brad and Angelina wouldnt turn down a thousand horses in coldnes, hard cash. And when they kiss to get their share of $500, who knows? Maybe theyll drop off in love!
5. See them necessitate each other: If all else fails, the boys have this ace in the hole. First, they order for Brad to receive an anonymous shipment of 1 million potatoes but no potato masher. Then they order for Angelina to receive an anonymous shipment of one million potato mashers but no potatoes . From there, it wont be long before Brad necessitates something to mince his potatoes with and Angelina involves something to mash with her mashers. The minors could then simply tell Brad that the best place to find potato mashers is at the honeymoon suite of the La Quinta Inn by their house, and tell Angelina that its the right place to acquire potatoes. Brad and Angelina would hurry over to the romantic La Quinta honeymoon suite where, upon seeing each others respective potatoes and mashers, theyd realise how lost they are without one another and reconsummate their wedlock right there on the spot, just as the Jolie-Pitt minors planned.