First lady Melania Trump is ultimately living in the White House, which means Laura Benanti’s Melania Trump ultimately returned to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Tuesday night. “It’s like their second honeymoon,” the multitude said.” And for Donald, his fourth .”

Asked how she’s enjoying her time in the White House so far, the “first lady” replied,” Oh, I couldn’t be happier. Meet ?” before forming the same pouty face she always does.” These are my glad sees ,” she included.” It was so lonely in New York doing whatever I craved, whenever I wanted. I called it my prison of discretion .”

As for why it took her so long to move in with her husband, Benanti’s Melania said,” Well, after the initiation, Barron had to finish academy. Then I had to wait for the Comcast guy to turn off my cable. But now, there is nothing. No ground whatsoever why I shouldn’t be in the White House. You could look for an pretext, but trust me, you will not find one ,” she resignedly rustled.

Later, Colbert’s first lady also weighed in for the first time on that infamous side smacking given to the president during the course of its journey to Israel.” Fake news, Stephen ,” she said.” It wasn’t a hand slap. His mitts are so small-scale, I thought it was a mosquito .”

” Here’s the thing ,” she settled.” America took a swear, and Donald Trump is our president, for better or worse, for richer or even richer, in sickness and in no health care. And “were supposed to” honor that. No material how often America fantasizes about being with Justin Trudeau. We stay, we establish the best use of it, and you’ll find in your greatest minutes of uncertainty, you can always drink .”

Hoisting a glass of red wine, she showed,” Make America grape again !”

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