Meet Mark Sevier, a Christian music farmer with a lengthy seizure chronicle and a biography of bogus lawsuits.”>
Its a love story as age-old as epoch itself. Man fills laptop. Man replenishes laptop with porn. Being sues government for the right to marry his masturbatory aid.
In 2014, former Tennessee lawyer and Christian electronic dance music farmer Mark Chris Sevier filed a flow in Florida underlining the fact that if same-sex pairs have the right to marry their object of sexual desire then I should have the right to marry my preferred sex object, in this case his porn-filled Apple computer.
As the Houston Chronicle reports, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has already asked for the lawsuit to be dismissed, underlining the fact that the right to marry ones computer is not an interest, objectively, deeply rooted in the nations biography and tradition.
At the very least, Sevier believe that there is monogamous. The laptop reputation in this new suit is the same 2011 MacBook that he asked to marry in 2014.
But Sevier, who has said that the Constitution is being hijacked by same-sex wedding, does not seem to actually be in love with his computer. The EDM artist has a long biography of bogus legal actions designed to undermine wedding equality.
He also has a lengthy seizure chronicle, including a 2013 aggravated stalking accusation foramong other thingsallegedly transmitting what the Associated Press could only describe as a half-naked picture of himself draped in an American flag and covered in a substance that represented blood to country music vocalist John Rich.
Sevier wasnt ever so enamored with his laptop. In 2013, he sued Apple in federal court claiming to be a victim of Apples product that was sold to him without any warned against the damage that pornography causes.
In the Facts section of that dress 50-page grumble, Sevier tells the fib of his star-crossed had met with his aluminum bride-to-be. They found each other at an Apple Store in Tennessee, where Sevier purchased the laptop so that he could create music for his musical radical Ghost WARS and too so that he could log onto the Internet.
All was well for a brief honeymoon season but then, the working day, Sevier accidentally misspelled facebook.com which result him to fuckbook.com and a legion of websites that made him to attend pornographic personas that appealed to his biological insights as a male.
Sevier claimed that he had never seen pornographic personas prior to purchasing the computer and that he swiftly developed an unwanted addiction with adverse consequences.
To be clear, porn addiction is not a legitimate mental diagnosis but Sevier claims nonetheless that his addiction made him opt the cyber attractiveness over his wife, which made his wedding to flunk. All of this he blamed on Apple for not including a safe mode on the computer that would protect him from the dangers of pornography.
It didnt take long, apparently, for Sevier to accept a lifelong future with his mechanical attendant. In May 2014, he registered a litigation in Utah claiming that a district salesclerk had repudiated his request for a wedding permission , noting that one man and one machine did not a wedding make.
Sevier didnt take no for an answer, debating in his suit: Those of us whose sex orientation has been classically conditioned upon orgasm through the straightforward discipline of dopamine to opt fornication with inanimate objectives and animals do not have public substantiate, like the lesbians, so we are especially vulnerable here.
But the full Utah motion( PDF) does not make it seem like Sevier actually requires his relationship with his Mac to be legally remembered. He speculated that, if the court governed in his advantage, then we will progress into a Nation that presents equal protection to all categories of sex orientation letting everyone to marrying anyone and anything to suit their appetite in the name of indulgence, equality, and lovebecoming slaves of our glands , not slaves of virtue.