There are so many things to love about this time of year. The bottomless render of baked goods, the wall-to-wall Hallmark Channel Christmas movies, the multiple consecutive daylights where you don’t have to change out of your pajamas, and finally, looking back on all the juicy breakups that happened throughout the year. I conceive the phrase is “the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by recounting strangers’ personal tendernes aloud for all to hear, ” no? Well, it certainly is for me. And this year, there were A LOT of personality breakups. So numerous, in fact, that Ryanne even had to talk me down from one when I INSISTED you would all care about the person from This is Us divorcing his wife. You can thank her in the comments. But let’s take a look at the rest of the most dramatic celebrity breakups of 2019, and actually go into the holiday flavor!

Khloe Kardashian& Tristan Thompson

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We are ready whenever you are little mummy

A post shared by Khloe (@ khloekardashian) on Apr 9, 2018 at 6:24 am PDT

I had really hoped that by the end of this decade we would have stopped talking about these beings, but it seems that is not the case. In fact, two members of America’s First Family of Reality TV constructed it onto this list. The things I do for you guys. I still can’t believe this breakup was only this year, but it was indeed back in February when Jordyn Woods foolishly cut herself off from the Kardashian juvederm gravy train by making out with Tristan Thompson. Great mistake. Huge. She claimed( on Red Table Talk) that it was just a quick kiss on the cheeks, but that was enough to seal her fate. Kylie hurled her out, onto the mean streets of the Hollywood Hills, left to fend for herself with nowhere to go but a slightly smaller mansion. Poor baby!

This was the last straw for Khloe, who will tolerate her lover motorboating modelings while she’s at home pregnant, but a goodbye kiss on the cheeks is OVER. THE. LINE. She too seemed to blame Jordyn for her breakup when we all know men are the ones responsible for where they set their d* cks.

Maybe don’t pick a crook next time, Khloe!

Kylie Jenner& Travis Scott

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I delivered the snowfall 2 da desert

A post shared by flame (@ travisscott) on Apr 21, 2019 at 6:35 pm PDT

We might as well get on with the Kylie and Travis breakup, since we’re here. These relations was a whirlwind. Kylie and Tyga broke up, and then she almost immediately get with Travis, and then she almost immediately got pregnant, because her father was too busy selling her sister’s sex tape and building an territory to school her youngest daughter about the birds and the bees. At the very least she could have demonstrated her that tape! Alas, she did not, and here “we il be”. Stormi was born in February 2018, little than a year after Kylie and Travis got together. Things seemed to be going well for a while, with Travis even telling Playboy that having a baby had not slowed down their sexuality life at all. Duh, Travis! You are still in the honeymoon stagecoach! And “youve had” nannies! I remember a decrease in sex life happens because people are tired from the baby and also kind of sick of each other from being together so long. Two questions Travis and Kylie would not be encountering. But congrats on overpowering the peculiars!

But then, October came and Travis and Kylie announced they were on a smash. Guess that fornication life eventually slowed down, huh? They still appear to be close, and although I wouldn’t count out a reconciliation, this really was the end of an era for Kylie. Thankfully she has those billion dollars to hold her close at night!

Miley Cyrus& Liam Hemsworth

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My love [?]

A post shared by Liam Hemsworth (@ liamhemsworth) on Dec 26, 2018 at 3:03 pm PST

I’ve got to admit, this one hurts. I conceived these two crazy kids might just make it. After meeting on the set of The Last Song * pause for audible sobbing* and dating on and off for over 10 times, they finally got married in December 2018. Then, by August, it was over. And that’s when it got messy . All of a sudden Miley was dating Kaitlynn Carter, the most annoying cast member on The Hills: New Beginnings , and Liam was walking around Australia looking like someone drowned his puppy. I haven’t seen anything sadder since we got my brother’s wedding photos back and it looked like my glass of champagne was my plus one in every single shot.( It was .)

THEN! Miley and Kaitlynn breakup( duh, she’s annoying !) and now Miley is with Cody Simpson. AND THEN !!! Miley got a tattoo that says “freedom” which is obviously throwing shade at Liam. A little drastic, but okay.

But FINALLY! Liam is getting his head in the game and contending back, recently posting a thirst catch. He appears red-hot, but we know you’re not that innocent, Liam. Even my grandmother is well known a appetite trap is.

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* trapped* #CommentsByCelebs

A post shared by Comments By Celebs (@ commentsbycelebs) on Nov 30, 2019 at 9:51 am PST

Cole Sprouse& Lili Reinhart

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The sequel .

A post shared by Lili Reinhart (@ lilireinhart) on Nov 9, 2019 at 10:49 pm PST

This summer it was reported that Cole and Lili, aka the one sane spot in that bonkers fever dream known as Riverdale , broke up after two years of dating. OR DID THEY? This tale was reported in July, but the working day before they had been perfectly friendly at ComicCon. And I don’t know about you, but I don’t recall “cordial” is the word I would use to describe myself post-breakup in my early 20 s. Maybe “deranged” or “paralyzed by violence, ” but certainly not cordial.

They never established the breakup, and then, they started f* cking with us. Lili posted an image of their magazine envelop together saying “none of you know sh* t, ” and Cole posted the same picture, with a caption I don’t understand but I can feel like I’m being teased, you know?

If Cole and Lili broke up, or if they did not, it doesn’t matter now, because they’re back together! I don’t like being toyed with, but I will take it if it means that Bughead is forever.

Bradley Cooper& Irina Shayk