Dog weds aren’t just for ‘Broad City’ references. Last-place week, two Instagram far-famed dogs Toast and Finn officially got married in a hound wedding that expense more than your sugared sixteen. The doggy bride, Toast, who’s owned by The Fat Jew, wore a Marchesa custom wedding dress and a Vera Wang rein because of course she did.

The wedding took place at the High Line Hotel in New York and was attended by the RHONY squad, as expected. If you think this all seems nonsensical, you’re not incorrect. This is as betchy as hound marries are able to obtain. Not merely did Simon Doonan walk Toast down the aisle, but even the dogs in attendance were socialites, including Chloe the mini Frenchie and Baby, who is Chloe Radziwill’s dog.

The event was apparently to raise money and awareness against puppy mills. Requests “cost” $ 150 but we gamble the dog outfits alone for the working party expenditure more than that. Either behavior, it was an excuse to potion and play with puppies.

If there’s any lesson we can learn from this puppy defendant it’s that being rich doesn’t excuse you from being bored. Clearly this idea was born out of having nothing else to do. The only act to make this more ludicrous is if the dogs went on a honeymoon or got caught in a steamy occasion. We’ll await the Instagrams.

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