Its the first nation visit of Donald Trumps presidency, and the power foursome has definitely gave the goods

Never will we be offering such a reverie fixed of press photos as the three era Macron-Trump tete-a-tete, the first day of which has visualized the foursome see the former dwelling of George Washington and awkwardly flora a tree. As presents from France to the US lead, some have pointed out that this tree is not exactly up there with the Statue of Liberty. The tree is more of a flowers-from-the-petrol station sort of effort.( It is, though, apparently significant foliage, in that the oak thrived on one of France’s former first world war battlegrounds ).

The Macrons’ expedition be the first time that state inspect from foreign captains to Trump, who is the first chairperson in 100 years not to have held a territory visit in his first year of office. It’s difficult to be a good legion, between watching Fox& Friends, tweeting relentlessly and egregiously piquing most sectors of the society at a caprice. But Trump picked the Macrons as a return invitation after he and Melania expended Bastille Day with the Macrons in Paris . Let us take a closer look at the latest pairs’ minibreak.

Rolling the red carpet out, for, something … Photograph: Jacquelyn Martin/ AP

We begin with the above image, which I have titled, in homage to Magritte, Ceci n’est pa un avion . Because frankly, there is a glaring omission here.

French President Macron and his wife, Brigitte, exiting their airliner. Picture: Jim Lo Scalzo/ EPA

I care about this image because Brigitte’s coat is amazing. There’s a Jackie Onassis colour-match here( albeit specifically the outfit Onassis wore on the day of JFK’s assassination ). The hair is Louis Vuitton, one of Brigitte’s favourite names. The cigarette pants are tres French. Her spouse is plainly dressed as a standard Amis, ie. A Human in a Clothing. But I note that Melania also opted a French designer to wear( Givenchy, with Louboutin shoes ); more on this outfit anon.

Jackie O wearing one of her logo daring emblazon cases. Image: Vin Cataani/ EPA

‘ So, you learn …’ Photograph: Jim Lo Scalzo/ EPA

Here’s Macron doing” the Blair” side gesticulate, since developed as the centrist premiere hand-move du jour . We’ve seen Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau utilise it, and even Angela Merkel. I have never seen anybody other than a legislator do this with mitts when they speak.

Digging their own tombs? Photo: Jim Watson/ AFP/ Getty Images

The main event, the tree-planting. What I enjoy about this photograph is that neither Melania nor Brigitte has any remote intent of helping, while Trump and Macron implant their dying approval ratings and, perhaps in Trump’s case, Michael Cohen’s paper trail from the Stormy Daniels event. And the Steele dossier. And all other intel on Russia. He’ll probably be finished by nightfall. Meanwhile, Brigitte has the constitute of someone who exactly landed a cherry-red and a light-green on her first two moves in video games of Twister.

Work it, Melania Photograph: Jonathan Ernst/ Reuters

Perhaps the best shot of the knot, because: Melania. As well as demonstrating the types of epic mane movie that belongs on catwalks or in shampoo adverts( which would make sense, presented Melania’s former modelling job) it’s interesting to theorize what she might be obscuring for the purposes of the cape. Perhaps a carry-on, containing all the stuff one necessitates when one is planning to run away from one’s awful partner? Or perhaps this is why the Macrons apparently didn’t need an aircraft, because Melania winged them over. We only don’t know.

Harp at that! Image: Ludovic Marin/ AFP/ Getty Images

Please, hand it up for random harmonica lady. Your typical woodland stage headliner at Latitude Festival. Note Trump’s tepid brandish- which, I’ll be honest, is perhaps the remedy response. The the rest are discounting the harmonica girl, in the manner of one accelerating one’s pace, thoughts down, past a tube station busker with an eccentric tool. I respect your decision to play the oboe sir, but is it truly working at the bottom of an escalator in King’s Cross?

She’s out Photograph: Saul Loeb/ AFP/ Getty Images

I’m gonna let the body-language speak for itself here- because Melania, straight up, wants no part of “peoples lives” any longer.


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