Its the first regime call of Donald Trumps presidency, and the ability foursome has definitely delivered the goods

Never will we be knack such a dreaming establish of press photos as the three epoch Macron-Trump tete-a-tete, the first day of which has examined the foursome call the former residence of George Washington and awkwardly bush a tree. As presents from France to the US start, some have pointed out that this tree is not exactly up there with the Statue of Liberty. The tree is more of a flowers-from-the-petrol station sort of exertion.( It is, though, apparently significant foliage, in that the oak grew on one of France’s former first world war battlegrounds ).

The Macrons’ errand is the first time commonwealth visit from foreign captains to Trump, who is the first chairman in 100 times not to have contained a regime visit in his first time of office. It’s difficult to be a good multitude, between watching Fox& Friends, tweeting relentlessly and egregiously offending most parts of society at a caprice. But Trump chose the Macrons as a return invitation after he and Melania spent Bastille Day with the Macrons in Paris . Let us take a closer look at the most recent developments pairs’ minibreak.

Wheeling the red carpet out, for, something … Photograph: Jacquelyn Martin/ AP

We begin with the above image, which I have titled, in homage to Magritte, Ceci n’est pas un avion . Because frankly, there is a glaring omission here.

French President Macron and his wife, Brigitte, departing their airplane. Image: Jim Lo Scalzo/ EPA

I care about this image because Brigitte’s coat is amazing. There’s a Jackie Onassis colour-match here( albeit specific the outfit Onassis wore on the day of JFK’s assassination ). The coat is Louis Vuitton, one of Brigitte’s favourite names. The cigarette breathes are tres French. Her partner is simply garmented as industry standards Amis, ie. A Humankind in a Dres. But I note that Melania also choice a French decorator to wear( Givenchy, with Louboutin shoes ); more on this outfit anon.

Jackie O wearing one of her trademark bold emblazon jackets. Photograph: Vin Cataani/ EPA

‘ So, you find …’ Photograph: Jim Lo Scalzo/ EPA

Here’s Macron doing” the Blair” handwriting gesticulate, since developed as the centrist premiere hand-move du jour . We’ve seen Barack Obama and Justin Trudeau utilise it, and even Angela Merkel. I have never seen anybody other than a politician do this with sides when they speak.

Digging their own tombs? Photograph: Jim Watson/ AFP/ Getty Images

The main event, the tree-planting. What I experience about this photograph is that neither Melania nor Brigitte has only one remote planned with the assistance of, while Trump and Macron bury their dying approval ratings and, perhaps in Trump’s case, Michael Cohen’s paper trail from the Stormy Daniels lawsuit. And the Steele dossier. And all other intel on Russia. He’ll possibly be finished by nightfall. Meanwhile, Brigitte has the pose of persons who simply landed a red and a dark-green on her first two moves in a game of Twister.

Work it, Melania Photograph: Jonathan Ernst/ Reuters

Perhaps the best shot of the knot, because: Melania. As well as substantiating the various kinds of epic mane movie that belongs on catwalks or in shampoo adverts( which would make sense, payed Melania’s former simulating profession) it’s interesting to conjecture what she might be secreting under the cape. Perhaps a carry-on, containing all the stuff one requirement when one is planning to run away from one’s awful partner? Or perhaps this is why the Macrons apparently didn’t need an aeroplane, because Melania ran them over. We simply don’t know.

Harp at that! Image: Ludovic Marin/ AFP/ Getty Images

Please, commit it up for random harmonica noblewoman. Your usual woodland stagecoach headliner at Latitude Festival. Note Trump’s tepid motion- which, I’ll be honest, is probably the remedy response. The still others dismissing the harp lady, in accordance with procedures of one quickening one’s tempo, pate down, past a tubing depot busker with an eccentric instrument. I respect your decision to play the oboe sir, but is it genuinely working at the bottom of an escalator in King’s Cross?

She’s out Photograph: Saul Loeb/ AFP/ Getty Images

I’m gonna let the body-language speak for itself here- because Melania, straight up, requires no part of this life any longer.


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