The worst of these are the Disney fuckboys, who weaseled their route into your psyche at a very young and suggestible age to educate you that it is totally fine and not at all suspcious for a humankind you’ve just satisfied to tell you he loves you and kiss you while you’re sleeping. Like, if any of these busters were transported into modern date, they’d never have time to marry a princess because they’d be too busy texting “U UP? ” to anything with a pulse. While mostly every male Disney character displays fuckboyish tendancies, the following 10 bros are the most responsible for the fact that you remain dating busters who envision Justin Bieber is an acceptable role model.
Gaston is such a fuckboy that it candidly feels like a cop-out to include him on the roll. Like, hes virtually the TTH of being a douchebag, so much better so that I dont wishes to confirm his efforts by including him on the roll. Gaston is one of those busters who ever get around boasting about how shitty he is to women, as if thats a mansion of anything other than the fact that hes overcompensating for his micropenis. He simply wants Belle because shes red-hot and doesnt want him, but you know hes still texting all three of the blonde boob sisters on the side for validation. Gaston is literally every Tinder dude who called you a bitch when you are didnt respond to him for five minutes, and hasn’t freely read a volume since that getaway artist manual.
2. The Genie
The Genie has all the marks of a traditional fuckboy: 1) hes always shirtless, 2) he pretends like he can do anything, but when pushing was necessary to knock he cant genuinely do shit 3) he plays all enjoyable and happy but hes genuinely deeply happy with the practice his life is going. The Genie is all flash and no action. Like, sure hes fun to hang out with, but at the end of the day he cant make-up beings fall in love or raise parties back from the dead, and blaze perfectly haunt you as soon as some other chick to come over here and chafe his lamp the right way. Also, you can basically never go with him back to his neighbourhood because its minuscule and sucks ass.
3. Prince Eric
Prince Eric is so much of a fuckboy that when he satisfies a red-hot subdue daughter naked on the beach, he starts dating her no questions asked. Dude clearly only has one priority when it comes to meeting the states members of the opposite sexuality, and its not hearing her thoughts and minds. Eric is a Prince, which means hes rich and probably has not got a lot of beings tell him no or please dont deliver random homeless women who cant speak into the castling much in their own lives. Dude has no business ruling a country, let alone has become a father-god, which is exactly why in King Eric dips as soon as shit gets rough. Like, you seriously cant even be riled to help your spouse find your daughter who is missing in the ocean? Youre certainly just gonna been demonstrated at the end to fight Ursulas sister like youve been helping the whole time? Total fuckboy move.
^ This looks like the smile of a fuckboy who’s scheming his latest practice to clamped the status of women over. Just saying.
4. Prince Ali
Aladdin is cool, but Prince Ali is a fucking scouring. You know, and I know, and specially Princess Jasmine knows, that any dude who rolls up gazing this flashy for a first appointment is probably poor AF in real life. He merely acquired that elephant and robes from his homie who has a real job, and as soon as you perpetrate, hell be back to stealing from street vendors and sleeping in an deserted building. And like, sure, he has a dope ride, but this buster is shady and a liar. You know Prince Alis online dating profile shaves like 5-10 years off his age and says that hes an entrepreneur. Stay away.
5. Flynn Rider
Flynn Rider is the type of fuckboy who really took the whole hes “ve been meaning to” you because he likes you event from elementary school waaaaayyy too seriously. Like, dude clearly had a boner for Rapunzel the moment he saw her, but he pretends to be all annoyed at her existence, as if he wouldnt altogether lose his shit if she went off on an adventure with some other dude. Hes too extremely into illegal tasks, means that dating him comes with an 80% hazard of having to spend your whole paycheck on bailing him out of incarcerate once a few months. Yeah hes hot, but is his hotness merit finding out that hes been running a drug cartel out of your front room when youre at work? Def not.
Lumiere is the most DTF character in any Disney moviepotentially any interval. Any time when Lumiere isnt generating The Beast the simplest advice about how to hook up with Belle( Hand her heydays! Be friendly! Let her ingest !) he is lowkey sexually attacking the plumage duster. Like, I get that theyre both French and the feather duster appears to be down, but “its also” at work. Its not appropriate. Candidly, if their whole continued existence didnt depend on her fallen in love with The Beast, Im somewhat certain that Lumiere would have tried to slide up into Belle’s DMs. You can see it in his eyes during “Be Our Guest”. The entire period hes concluding If this chick didnt have to fall in love with my boss in order to be allowed to get a functioning penis again, I would wholly punch that.
7. Prince Charming
Prince Charming is a fucking idiot. You spent all damn darknes dancing with Cinderella, and youre gonna tell me you need a SHOE to figure out who she is? Why dont you just have every woman in the territory verse you a picture of their fucking FACE? Like, yeah Cinderella was all dressed up and shit for the ball but you should still be able to recognize her FACE. Like, is the inference here that if the shoe had fit one of the step sisters, he would have just wedded her, in spite of the fact that she ogles and sounds good-for-nothing like the status of women he spent all darknes dancing with? Prince Charming is clearly one of those busters who just sees all women as a walk-to vagina. He questions no questions, and compensates 0 attention to anything the status of women remarks in his existence, which is why he couldnt exactly approach these women individually and ask them literally any detail about the evening they expended together to confirm their identity.
Good Lord where do I even start? Hans is one of the most dangerous motleys of fuckboy: the fuckboy who knows what he is doing. Most fuckboys do bad things because they did too many whippits in early high school and need the psyche capability to understand their actions, but Hans is fucking smart. He knew exactly what he was doing by targeting Anna, clearly the stupider and the more frantic of the two sisters. Hans may have shown up to Arendelle to see if he could smacked it with the new mistres, but he took one look at Elsas independent woman vibe and knew there was no way hed be able to get up to all his usual bullshit if she was his girlfriend. Thats why he chose Annaa girl so stupid she didnt even realize that her older sister, aka the only friend shes ever had in her life, has supernatural sparkler influences. Hans is the youngest of 13, means that he has a serious inferiority complex that you know hes going to be making with him to any possible affair. Dude is utterly shadypossibly a sociopathand will probably be trying to marry young, impressionable daughters well into his 50 s.
9. The Beast
Wow. A plenty of attributes on here but, then again, is a quite troubling film. The Brute notion of dating involves capturing the status of women in his house, expecting her to dinner, and then hollering IF SHE DOESNT EAT WITH ME SHELL STARVE when she does no. Hes absolutely the type of guy who flip-flop out when you say that you want to use a condom, and blows your telephone up with angry themes when you give him the courtesy of saying youre not find it after he pays for your dinner but only after he makes a 20 instant product about it on one date.
10. Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse is the OG Disney fuckboy masquerading as a nice guy. First off, he and Minnie have been dating for over 88 years, and hitherto theyve never had a public wedding ceremony. And sure, Walt Disney says theyre married in their private life, but why not publicly? Seems like Mickey is trying to maintain a single portrait, in case some other hot young mousette comes along. Thats why he never wears his wed hoop. Hes stopping all his options open. Eventually, Minnie will get wise to this strategy and leave him, merely to return a few years later with a Harvard Law student who says that he and Minnie had a case law union, which heretofore entitles her to equitable schism of assets and that Minnie is conceded full canine property rights and is taking Pluto, dumbass.
Honorable Mention: Walt Disney
Walt Disney was less of a “fuckboy” and more of a “racist lunatic who refused to hire dames, ” but it was his twisted brain that gave us all of the Disney referred relationship/ psychological/ body confidence issues that blights us to this day. IDK if “props” are neceassirly in order here, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t at the least remember his considerable contributions to fuckboy culture.